Grendel and Me

(September ’09) Bernie

Mug Shot

I was talking to Grendel the other day and we discussed our policy of not publishing during the dog days of summer, but as the discourse unfurled, and with the threat again of Uncle Norm abdicating, we decided to give it a doggone try. We discussed poetry, but August verse is just so much doggerel, so it’s back to prose.

So here we are with Grendel’s 11^th birthday just around the corner and mine not too far behind walking through the jungle: he with his karate black pajamas on and me in short sleeves and walking shorts. He is also wearing a Mark II Combat Harness with Seeing Eye Leash with which he drags me through the brambles. As if that weren’t enough it’s humid and the mosquitoes are starving. All you need is to have one skeeter land on you and the next twenty are imaginary, but just as troublesome.

There are stations where he prefers to sit while I stand there smacking my exposed skin while trying to pass the leash from hand to hand. He looks up at me and sighs. I’m making far too much noise for his stealthy reconnoitering.

Our walks are shorter now; he has just about driven all the vermin from our unit. He goes to the former haunts of the displaced critters and sniffs around, but here is no action, no scent. He reaches down to his shoulder in an abandoned chipmunk’s hole but only half heartedly, almost as a bit of practice. Nothing. He stares at carpets of leaves and looks for the tell-tale shifting of twigs and debris that indicates a swale trough which mice flow. Nothing.

Occasionally a ladycat (Herein I note that cats do not have a pejorative word for the female of the species) will meander by and leave a bit of pee mail which he reads voraciously and then rubs his cheeks in. It’s what you gotta do if you don’ have a thumb-drive. Once done, he sues for leave to track her and offer his comfort, but, alas, I no can do.

While we are not yet into fall, when the world in New England turns on us, and summer forsakes us for other parts of the planet, we still are in a rapidly changing stretch. Children abandon the streets and fill their classrooms, gardeners are filling their arms, and the world is awash in zucchini, though native tomatoes have taken a beating.

It’s an enjoyable period for divers, though as the water is as warm as it’s going to get for a while. Some bold tropicals who heeded not their mothers will find themselves in water that chills faster than they can flee. Who knows? They may form a tougher breed that can survive the rigors of New England like those parakeets that have evolved on the light poles of Bridgeport. The water gets a little clearer, even at Fort Wetherill and vis is almost acceptable.

And of course the closing of summer brings on elections for Innerspace Explorers. The veteran officers are seeking relief. Too long have they been holding things together. It’s time to pass the leadership on to younger members with newer ideas and boundless energy. (OK mebbe not “boundless”.) In particular we need a new editor for the newsletter. It’s not a difficult job, but it does grab a little time at the end of the month. Our presidents are repeating terms, our treasurer has never been challenged, our webmonster has been so forever, our secretary is sometimes wearing two hats, our VPs are like the will’o’the wisps in the swamp. Or is that Wills’o’the wisp? “Ve need new bloohd! Please consider stepping up. We have been relying on the kindness of the elders for too long. Stand and deliver!